Why I think Dora the Explorer should be banned

Blog no. 5

                           Why I think Dora the explorer should be banned

Hey readers how'z it hangin'?

In this post I'll tell you about the menace that is Dora the Explorer.

Before you start to question my sanity just hear me out, I know its a Kid's show but there are

a few aspects of that show that I find questionable on many grounds including social and moral

 just give them a read before classifying me as a crazy nutjob without a life...

 So here are the aspects of the show that I find questionable.

1. She is an evil 5 year old she-witch.
2. She thinks everybody else is as dumb as Sh*t.
3. She is a drug addict who's constantly high. 
4. That show teaches no moral values.
5. She thinks animals can talk.
6. She thinks animals speak espanol.
7. She talks to inanimate objects like her backpack and map.
8. She believes that swiper the local bada*s can be stopped by chanting the magic spell "Swiper no swiping" 3 times.(imagine children saying that to a thief or a murderer)
9. She has a blue talking monkey who wears red boots named well "boots".( btw the monkey has no fashion sense he wears red boots are you hearing me out here red rubber boots on blue skin.)
10. She thinks every problem can be solved by singing really obnoxious songs like "come on something something".
11. Her map is a stoner who sings really annoying songs and she needs you to scream on the top of your lungs so that her precious map who is probably stoned as sh*t to hear you.
12. The map isn't even a real map.
13. Her backpack (more like a department store) has everything that "you might need" inside it and he is bilingual.
14. She treats all her viewers as if they were as retards or mentally challenged cases.
15. She makes people feel as dumb as sh*t.
16. Did I mention that the show also has an annoying blue cursor? 
17. She has a band of 3 pests with instruments which celebrate or make fun of you after you have completed a certain task.
18. She thinks that there are different kinds of stars that help you to achieve different tasks known as "Explorer Stars" , and get this she actually tries to catch them. (Imagine your little brother or sister doing that..)
19. She is a conspiracy from the communist regime of Cuba, and she tries to indoctrinate every kid out there so they would join her army of mindless slaves.
20. She is an illegal immigrant from a foreign land.
21. Her parents let her wander off to any where she wants even a foreign country.
22. She has a cousin who's an even bigger sh*tcase than she is coz he thinks all animals are our friends and he has a pet jaguar.(jaguars are big cats from the Americas that inhabit the rainforests& YES THEY'RE DANGEROUS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS)
23. She actually makes drug deals.
24. She smokes Cuban cigars.
25. She carries a picture of Fidel Castro....
26. She worships the devil.
27. She thinks Justin Bieber is hot...(no comments)
28. She invades the minds of little children.
29. She Picks on swiper.
30. She practices black magic.(her grandma or abuela was a witch doctor..)
31. She is a bad influence on the future generation.
32. She has a giant head.

And you know what the worst part is she doesn't let me finish my sentences.,first she asks you about your favourite part of the show and doesn't even wait for you to finish the sentence. She has no manners she thinks that she is a superstar diva but she isn't.Now I'll let you decide if she is evil or not, if you have a different opinion then that's your fault not mine and don't forget to comment.

Until next time,

Adieu and Farewell.

Disclaimer:=Dora the explorer is a copyrighted trademark or nick inc.

I know about most of the grammatical errors but I am way too lazy to fix them

No copyright infringement intended

the author takes no responsibility for any damages done to your reputation 

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