Rebecca Black

Oh joy it was Rebecca Black day

Oh God here I go again, today (technically speaking yesterday) I was given an idea that I should write something about Ms. Black as It was
wait for it
FRIDAY.

We all know about Ms. Black's song that went viral on the internet, yes I am talking about the same one that got 3x more dislikes than likes on youtube alone....
Ms. Black is a hormonal teenager in her early teens who has been infected by really annoying bug Called the beliber syndrome, to put it in other words she has developed the hawts for the Canadian moose lovin' excuse for a teenage boy (yes the one whose name we do not speak).
Ms. Black only has one talent that is pissing people off, she was a constant victim of school bullying therefore
she had to revert to home schooling (sad, I know! but she deserved it).
Her dream was to sing on stage with Mr. Bieber and she did all that was in her power to achieve her goal, she made a music video that was extremely bad and used a hell lot of auto tuning so there's the reason that suggests why she sounds like "Mandark" from dexter's Laboratory.
     The lyrics weren't special either but the tune was so damn catchy that it infected almost everyone with a god damn internet connection . The video alone cost her parents a sum of US$ 4000.
     If you have a keen sense of observation then you might have noticed about her guest starring in Ms. Perry's Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) she played that girl who threw the party and gave Ms. Perry the makeover of a lifetime.
    Something is wrong with that chick she obsesses over Fridays therefore I state that from now onwards Friday would be called "Rebecca Black Day" (would look cooler if written as R3b3CC4 Bl4CK D4Y) that is not for honouring her, but to mock her very existence.
 I follow her on twitter (Don't judge me......) and I know that she sucks at maths even the basic questions like calculating the mass of the earth or simple sh*t like that.

A few snippets from the life of Ms. Black:-

1.   She is actually part Mexican she even went to show support to the local badas* who was running for the prezzi-dude's office..
2. She is actually Mandark on disguise, bent on world domination and revenge (how else would you explain that similarity in their voice don't go around telling me that was the result of misuse of autotune......)
3. She is basically too dumb to insult I've tried it.......

     4. She is obsessed with   R3b3CC4 Bl4CK D4Y I think that's because she gets special powers from the                             aliens on that day.

Lyrics to her O so Great Song (Oh joy)

Rumour has it that she called Shakespeare back from the dead and made him write those lyrics, then she got them corrected from the devil (I've mentioned that she was from Mexico, and black magic is rampant in that region of the world source:"National geographic Taboo").

A whole lot of old dead dudes like Bach and Beethoven helped compose the symphony to that awful song.(source:too many cooks spoil the broth)

The song contains subliminal messages like "drink more coke and other shit like that".

Lyrics (for real now)

 Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)

Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

(in this part she sounds like a person who just had a relief after being constipated for 3 days or more)

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

(This is the most objectionable part of the video she waits for the bus and then rides to school with her friends in a car of some unknown dude,What kind of message is she trying to give to the kids who actually listen to her song???)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

(this is the "other" most objectionable part of the video she explains that she got in the car but still hasn't taken her seat on account of her so called friends who won't even spare a seat for her. People please do not try this in the car coz it can cause a lot of sh*t to the driver and even get you hospitalized.)

Commander Kurt from star trek on hearing this part slapped his head and said "Just pick a damn seat She-dog" 
 
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

(in this part she explains that how much she's anticipating tonight coz she has finally been invited to a party....)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
(in this part she's is telling us about how she thinks it will turn out but for the full reference to how the party turned out please check out the lyrics to "last Friday night". Ik there was a lot of drinking at that party I've seen the video.....)  

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
(Seriously i couldn't understand this part o wait just cracked the puzzle she is actually brain washing the kids to break the speed limits more often...)
(she might even be a raged psychopath hence she keeps on chanting fun fun to make sure her temper doesn't hit the roof....(i know convertible car))

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
(Just take the God forsaken seat you She-dog, even Yoda would've committed suicide after hearing that twice...)
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
(We get it you've finally been invited to a party that you threw just don't make a huge fuss about it...)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
(They all get high somebody calls the police and they get their butts arrested.....)

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

(This part according to her parents actually helps her to remember what day it is....)

(Rebecca Y U NO tell us what comes after sunday?????/?)

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
(I have no clue but I think she's telling us how fun it is to go on a driving spree and says its just like GTA or most wanted and she almost got hit by a school bus and got pooped on by a flying elephant and the tick tock caused her temporary insanity and she actually drove over 4 or 5 Pre school kids.......)

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
(SAME AS ABOVE)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
(Same as above)

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

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Disclaimer:-rebecca black and all related characters according to the contarct belong to the ark music group....

I know about the grammatical errors but i am just to damn lazy to fix them

No copyright infringement intended

rebecca black might not be so suckish in real life but who gives a damn????????
BuLLying people is not cool even if they sing something that pathetic..

The Concepts provided here are entirely made up and may or may not be related to the persona of ms.Black

The mexicans are crazy

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