Blog Post 8
Some extremely dumb/stupid/unanswerable questions...
1) What's the value of x?
2) what's the actual value of 0 (zero)
3) Why does the alarm clock "go off" when it actually goes on?
4) If you crossed a bulldog with a shitsu would the offspring be called bull-shit? (yes both are dogs.....)
5) If jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why is there a song about it?
6) why do you have to stop at a Drive-thru?
7) Why does mineral water that has trickled through rocks for centuries expires the next year?
8) Why does sour cream has an expiry date?
9) why does goofy stand erect and Pluto stays on all fours???
10) Why do they call it taking a dump when you're actually leaving it?
11) Where does the rhyme says that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
12) Why do the banks leave the doors wide opened but their pens chained to the desks?
13) If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
14) Why doesn't Donald duck wear any pants?
15) If an Orange is an orange then why isn't a lime called a green and lemon called a yellow?
16) What color would a smurf turn if you choke it?
17) Why is Greenland covered in snow and iceland covered in grass?
18) Is Australia a continent or a country?
19) Are nokia phones Indestructible?
20) If you own a piece of land do you own it all the way down to the earth's core?
21) Why can't women put mascara (whateva that might be :P) with their mouths closed?
22) Why is there a l light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
23) What do you call male Ballet dancers?(ballerinas i think)
24) If corn oil is made from corn and sunflower oil made from sunflowers is baby oil made from babies???
25) Why isn't 11 pronounced 'onety one'?
26) Why do they call it a TV set when you get only one?
27) who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
28) When you perform a head count do Siamese twins count as one or two?
29) how long do fish wait to swim after they have had a meal?
30) Why do we call it shipment if it goes from truck or car but cargo when it goes by Ship or plane?
31) Would Einstien be insulted if you offer him a penny for his thoughts?
32) Are there crash courses on flying?
Unanswerable questions....
Hey readers I was sick (rhinitis) and because of that my creativity was blocked so I couldn't come up with a better topic, so I decided to copy and paste some of other people's works and pass them on as my own original work (you didn't read that). Stupid questions, unanswerable riddles call 'em whatever you want heck it's a free country take advantage of your freedom and thank The lord Almighty that you don't live in North Korea or some other state like that,oh yea unanswerable questions,
here are the best of them that i could come up with (google).
Tips
Bear in mind that these questions are for fun don't ask the teacher about them they get touchy (Like it matterzz?)
Don't ask them to people twice your size...
Don't ask your parents about them it just pisses them off
and they don't like that(true story).
here are the best of them that i could come up with (google).
Tips
Bear in mind that these questions are for fun don't ask the teacher about them they get touchy (Like it matterzz?)
Don't ask them to people twice your size...
Don't ask your parents about them it just pisses them off
and they don't like that(true story).
Some extremely dumb/stupid/unanswerable questions...
1) What's the value of x?
2) what's the actual value of 0 (zero)
3) Why does the alarm clock "go off" when it actually goes on?
4) If you crossed a bulldog with a shitsu would the offspring be called bull-shit? (yes both are dogs.....)
5) If jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why is there a song about it?
6) why do you have to stop at a Drive-thru?
7) Why does mineral water that has trickled through rocks for centuries expires the next year?
8) Why does sour cream has an expiry date?
9) why does goofy stand erect and Pluto stays on all fours???
10) Why do they call it taking a dump when you're actually leaving it?
11) Where does the rhyme says that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
12) Why do the banks leave the doors wide opened but their pens chained to the desks?
13) If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
14) Why doesn't Donald duck wear any pants?
15) If an Orange is an orange then why isn't a lime called a green and lemon called a yellow?
16) What color would a smurf turn if you choke it?
17) Why is Greenland covered in snow and iceland covered in grass?
18) Is Australia a continent or a country?
19) Are nokia phones Indestructible?
20) If you own a piece of land do you own it all the way down to the earth's core?
21) Why can't women put mascara (whateva that might be :P) with their mouths closed?
22) Why is there a l light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
23) What do you call male Ballet dancers?(ballerinas i think)
24) If corn oil is made from corn and sunflower oil made from sunflowers is baby oil made from babies???
25) Why isn't 11 pronounced 'onety one'?
26) Why do they call it a TV set when you get only one?
27) who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
28) When you perform a head count do Siamese twins count as one or two?
29) how long do fish wait to swim after they have had a meal?
30) Why do we call it shipment if it goes from truck or car but cargo when it goes by Ship or plane?
31) Would Einstien be insulted if you offer him a penny for his thoughts?
32) Are there crash courses on flying?
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
YEAH I KNOW ITS NOT THAT FUNNY ISN'T BEING SICK TORTURE ENOUGH?
Have fun annoying people but don't overdo it.....
disclaimer:-
I own only a couple of questions in this post most of them were copied and pasted by me.
I hold no responsibility whatsoever about the damages done to you mentally or physically after reading this blog.
YEAH I KNOW ITS NOT THAT FUNNY ISN'T BEING SICK TORTURE ENOUGH?
Have fun annoying people but don't overdo it.....
disclaimer:-
I own only a couple of questions in this post most of them were copied and pasted by me.
I hold no responsibility whatsoever about the damages done to you mentally or physically after reading this blog.
Grammer yea i know i was too sick to fix my grammatical errors...
North Korea is really an awesome country, you should probably go there for your next vacations..
No comments:
Post a Comment
Please leave your comments i will get back to you as soon as i can.