Well we all have to start some where...

Well we all have to start some where don't we?

So as this is my first ever post i want this to be remembered, Please don't expect it to be anything extraordinary, If you do, you will be disappointed.
                                       Starting In the name of Allah
                                             The most merciful

So My new readers I will give you a few tips on how to annoy people around you.
Before you can start annoying people you must choose your target, Bear in mind that the person chosen as a target should meet the following critera.
1) Shouldn't be stronger than you.
2) Should be able to take a joke.
3) Mustn't get scared easily.

So here are the 25 best tips to annoy people.
                               (In an Elevator)
1) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them  to call you Admiral.
2) Meow occasionally.
3) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
4) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
5) Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
                            (While Ordering pizza for home delivery)
6) Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"
7) Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
8) Ask to see a menu.
9) Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back."
10) Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
                            (In the exam room)
11) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
12) Bring Cheerleaders.
13) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
14) On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
15) Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
                          (Annoying things to Do During a Boring Lecture)
16) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the next row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.
17) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."
18) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk. 
19) Bring a flash camera. Take pictures every few minutes, using a very bright flash. If anyone complains, say that you didn't see any sign saying you couldn't bring cameras.     
20) Sneeze very loudly. Then have the person next to you sneeze, then the person next to him, and so on. See how long it takes before the professor sneezes.
                           (Annoying things to do at the local Super Market)
21) Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
22) Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
23) When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.
24) Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
25) Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 
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 Disclaimer:Use these tips at your own risk,the blogger takes no responsibility for damages       done to you by using the methods enlisted here
I own nothing in this list i just found them online and compiled them thank you for your time.          

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