The most obscene song of the 90's

So readers today I am gonna tell you about one of the most obscene songs from my childhood which I used to listen to (don't judge me) when I was about 4 years old,I am talking about none other than "Barbie girl" by "Aqua" by now most of you would be singing that song in your heads and I don't blame you its catchy.
         Some of you must be thinking that I've lost it or am crazy for obsessing over an innocent kiddy song but hear my out the song under discussion is not as innocent as some people might think it is, here are the lyrics to prove my point.
The parts of the lyrics under question will be in red...
                 
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond BIMBO girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, HANKY PANKY...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, BIMBO FRIEND, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!


So basically most of you would have seen by now how Mr. Aqua has scarred me for life he has basically ruined my childhood, and here is your proof that barbie is a skank if you still don't believe me then please do tell me if barbie isn't a skank then why do we have to buy her a boyfriend?