Why I think Babies are Evil

Blog Post No. 7                                
                                   The Menace that is a Human Infant
                                                                Or
                                                  Evil human Babies

I know you people must be thinking that I have probably lost it or something coz I am writing about something as cute and innocent as babies but trust me they aren't cute or innocent they are very ugly and they smell bad, they are the living proof of Satan the great's evil.( I called him great coz he was the best jinn that's why he was promoted to the level of Head angel So don't go around classifying me as a "Grade-A lunatic devil worshiper" thank you), and yes they are very evil, so you're still not convinced huh?
 I'll tell you the reasons so that you'll start to open your eyes and actually do something about them
here are a couple of reasons:-

• They brainwash you and make you think that they're cute

• Their heads are bigger  in proportion to their bodies so they remind me of Dora the Explorer.

• They can't speak.

• They talk in their own secret language,how evil is that?

• They have secret invisble teeth that's why they bite really bad.

• They put everything in their God forsaken(yes that's my favorite word,Problem?) mouths no matter how important it might be.

• They eye you out everytime you pass by.

• They look like hairless rodents.

• They make people think that they're so innocent and adorable.

• They poop and pee in their clothes so that you'll have to wash them.
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• They have a high maintenance cost.

• They are very choosy.

• They'll eat everything that you don't want them to eat and they won't eat something that you want them to.
• They cry alot in their high pitched squeaky voice and that too for no reason at all.(owaan owaaan)

• They smell really bad.
• They make really foul smelling shit it's so disgusting that it classifies as biological warfare.(Stinky stuff)

• They make really annoying voices.(gheee ghoou zzz shhzzzhashhazz)

• They are real whiners they complain alot in their secret language.(they shoul be named Whiney the poos)

• They are very elusive. (they think that they're all illuminati and Freemasons)

• They complain alot.

• All they do is ingest,sleep and defecate and they still cry for no reason. (Defecate "means to shit"..I can use big words)

• Their parent's are very protective of them.

• They wake you up in the middle of the night for no reason. (babies are also a huge cause for divorces)

• They are evil they ruin your clothes by peeing on them. (and they laugh thinking that its funny)

• When they know that you're on to their little gimmick they start to cry whenever you are around them.(Their parents have no fashion sense,YES THAT IS ALSO THEIR FAULT)

• They try to take your glasses.(I hate that)

• They like stupid TV shows that i just can't stand.("Dora the Explorer" and "Go Diego Go" to be more precise)

• They call water "Mum Mum" (how evil is that?)

• They made me forget this reason.

• Reason same as above.
• They think that you're always there to serve them.(like you have no life...)

   By now i hope that you'll be able to get past their screen of "innocence",so don't ask your parents for a new baby brother or sister all of them are alike, adopt a cat of dog instead they're way better and they're also way cuter than the babies.
SAY NO TO BABIES....
THEY ARE EVIL....
SMOKING KILLS
BABIES STUPIDIFY(Yea i came up with that word,Problem?) 
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disclaimer:-
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              The author actually has a life,i know it doesn't look like it but it is.
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